Scientists have sucked the life out of the vampire myth:
Efthimiou’s debunking logic: On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911. If the first vampire came into existence that day and bit one person a month, there would have been two vampires by Feb. 1, 1600. A month later there would have been four, and so on. In just two-and-a-half years the original human population would all have become vampires with nobody left to feed on.
I wonder why this study came about: was it because these scientists truly had nothing to do or was it because of their own insecurities that cause them to utilize science to reaffirm their own safety, like a small child turning on the lights in the middle of the night in order to destroy the monsters under his bed?
Either way it’s perfectly obvious that Halloween is completely beyond these guys.